REMEDY FOR IELTS (VIRUS)
Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 4:24 am
REMEDY FOR IELTS (VIRUS)
Dr. PRABHAKAR REDDY
IELTS(virus)SPECIALIST
INDIA
Dear Patient (IELTS),
If you are one of the many victims of IELTS virus and If you are wracking your brains in contriving all your strategies as to how you could crack this DEMON VIRUS , I, as a specialist, advise you to follow the prescription given below.
First, dedicate your time entirely for rigorous practices, the way you painstakingly dedicate your time to cajole your girl friend.
1) Do listening practices, one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at night, relentlessly for 30 days, before you take the Exam.
2) Do Reading comprehensions (one full test containing 40 questions) one in the morning after break-fast and one at night before you go to bed, for 30 days.
3) Write two essays, one in the morning and one at night and get them checked by an Expert English Teacher.
4) Download at least 100 FAQs from any IELTS SITES and try answering them in the presence of an expert, every day for an hour and revise periodically.
5) And, most important thing is that take grammar course and be perfect with tenses, clauses, good phrases and vocabulary.
Presto! Now, you are fully armed to the teeth, to attack this virus. Trust me. Have no fear. You are well fortified.
WARNING
The above prescription is to be administered under strict supervision of a good IELTS VIRUS PRACTIONER and any deviation contrary will result into relapse of this virus
ABOUT IELTS VIRUS
This deadly virus had raised its hood somewhere in the midyear of 2001 and had spread its tentacles since then. It has been making two million Diaspora every year suffer from such illnesses as anxiety neurosis, mental tension, insomnia, dejection and frustration , despair, desolation and consternation and hence it is suggested not to be neglected.
BIOGRAPHY 0F THE SPECIALIST:
I am an expert IELTS(virus) trainer with a vast experience of healing thousands of patients ,who had suffered from this virus. So, try me to get yourself treated on SKYPE. Call me on +919550724029 or contact me through mail. My mail ID is preddy2407@gmail.com.
My other assets are:
I am a Professor of English and have exemplary knowledge of inculcating you, various short-cuts and techniques in Reading module. I will also make you write 30 to 40 essays, which will be personally checked and improved by me in your presence on SKYPE. Further, I will try a minimum 200 speaking questions with you which are to be answered by you first and afterwards, I will give you the right version of the answer and you have my permission to record my voice..
And the icing on the cake is that I will teach you Grammar which is paramount to your writing and speaking modules since Examiners of IELTS are nit-pickers in picking flaws in your essay- writing and speaking.
Dr.Prabhakar Reddy
Dr. PRABHAKAR REDDY
IELTS(virus)SPECIALIST
INDIA
Dear Patient (IELTS),
If you are one of the many victims of IELTS virus and If you are wracking your brains in contriving all your strategies as to how you could crack this DEMON VIRUS , I, as a specialist, advise you to follow the prescription given below.
First, dedicate your time entirely for rigorous practices, the way you painstakingly dedicate your time to cajole your girl friend.
1) Do listening practices, one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at night, relentlessly for 30 days, before you take the Exam.
2) Do Reading comprehensions (one full test containing 40 questions) one in the morning after break-fast and one at night before you go to bed, for 30 days.
3) Write two essays, one in the morning and one at night and get them checked by an Expert English Teacher.
4) Download at least 100 FAQs from any IELTS SITES and try answering them in the presence of an expert, every day for an hour and revise periodically.
5) And, most important thing is that take grammar course and be perfect with tenses, clauses, good phrases and vocabulary.
Presto! Now, you are fully armed to the teeth, to attack this virus. Trust me. Have no fear. You are well fortified.
WARNING
The above prescription is to be administered under strict supervision of a good IELTS VIRUS PRACTIONER and any deviation contrary will result into relapse of this virus
ABOUT IELTS VIRUS
This deadly virus had raised its hood somewhere in the midyear of 2001 and had spread its tentacles since then. It has been making two million Diaspora every year suffer from such illnesses as anxiety neurosis, mental tension, insomnia, dejection and frustration , despair, desolation and consternation and hence it is suggested not to be neglected.
BIOGRAPHY 0F THE SPECIALIST:
I am an expert IELTS(virus) trainer with a vast experience of healing thousands of patients ,who had suffered from this virus. So, try me to get yourself treated on SKYPE. Call me on +919550724029 or contact me through mail. My mail ID is preddy2407@gmail.com.
My other assets are:
I am a Professor of English and have exemplary knowledge of inculcating you, various short-cuts and techniques in Reading module. I will also make you write 30 to 40 essays, which will be personally checked and improved by me in your presence on SKYPE. Further, I will try a minimum 200 speaking questions with you which are to be answered by you first and afterwards, I will give you the right version of the answer and you have my permission to record my voice..
And the icing on the cake is that I will teach you Grammar which is paramount to your writing and speaking modules since Examiners of IELTS are nit-pickers in picking flaws in your essay- writing and speaking.
Dr.Prabhakar Reddy