a Wild Animal -- Joke
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:33 am
Examiner:
Now, I'm going to give you a topic. And I'd like you to talk about it for one to two minutes.
Here's your topic.
I'd like you to describe a wild animal that you have seen. You should say,
a) What it looked like when you saw it;
b) How often you see it;
c) What you were doing when you saw it; and
d) Explain how you felt about it.
Remember you have up to two minutes to talk about it. If the time's up, I'll stop you, in order to prevent you from taking the time of the next candidate's. Last time, however, I failed to do so because I so loved that candidate's story and forgot this rule. They almost fired me for doing so. This time, I won't let it happen, for I'll definitely lose my job by repeating it.
Candidate:
Yes, sure. The kind of wild animal I'd like to talk about today is called -- actually I don't know its name ...
...
That's all for my story. Sorry for its length. And I hope you wouldn't lose your job. Good luck.
Now, I'm going to give you a topic. And I'd like you to talk about it for one to two minutes.
Here's your topic.
I'd like you to describe a wild animal that you have seen. You should say,
a) What it looked like when you saw it;
b) How often you see it;
c) What you were doing when you saw it; and
d) Explain how you felt about it.
Remember you have up to two minutes to talk about it. If the time's up, I'll stop you, in order to prevent you from taking the time of the next candidate's. Last time, however, I failed to do so because I so loved that candidate's story and forgot this rule. They almost fired me for doing so. This time, I won't let it happen, for I'll definitely lose my job by repeating it.
Candidate:
Yes, sure. The kind of wild animal I'd like to talk about today is called -- actually I don't know its name ...
...
That's all for my story. Sorry for its length. And I hope you wouldn't lose your job. Good luck.
