Dr.PRABHAKAR REDDY
IELTS(virus)SPECIALIST
INDIA
Dear Patient(IELTS),
If you are one of the many victims of this IELTS virus and If you are wracking your brains on how to crack this demon virus , I, as a specialist advise you to follow the prescription given below.
First, dedicate your time entirely to do rigorous practices,the way you painstakingly dedicate your time to cajole your peeved girl/boyfriend.
1)Do listening practices, one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at night, indefatigably for 30 days, before you take the Test.
2)Do Reading comprehensions ( one full test, containing 40 questions). One in the morning, before or after break-fast and one at night, before you go to bed, for 30 days.
3)Write two essays one in the morning and one at night and get them checked by an expert teacher.
4)Download at least 100 FAQs from any IELTS WEB SITES and try answering them in the presence of an expert teacher, every day for an hour and revise them periodically.
5)And most important thing is that take grammar course and be fortified with tenses,clauses,articles,punctuation, etc.
Presto! Now, you are well armed to the teeth and immune to confront this virus.
WARNING:
The above prescription is to be administered under strict supervision of a good IELTS VIRUS PRACTITIONER and any deviation contrary will result into relapse of this virus.
ABOUT IELTS VIRUS:
This deadly virus had spread its tentacles somewhere in the mid year of 2001 and since then it has been making two million diaspora every year suffering from such illnesses as anxiety neurosis, mental tension, insomnia, dejection , frustration ,despair,desolation and consternation and hence it is suggested not to be neglected.
BIOGRAPHY 0F THE SPECIALIST:
I am an expert IELTS(virus) trainer with a vast experience of healing thousands of patients ,who had suffered from this virus. So,try me to get treated on SKYPE. Call me on +919550724029(INDIA) or contact me through mail. My mail ID is : preddy2407@gmail.com.
My other credentials are:
I am a Professor of English and a trainer of IELTS exam. I have exemplary knowledge of inculcating you, various shortcuts and tips in Reading module. I will also make you write 30 to 40 essays, which will be personally checked and improved by me in your presence on SKYPE. Further, I will try a minimum 200 speaking questions with you, which are first to be answered by you and afterwards,I will give you the right version of the answers. You have my permission to record my voice.
And the icing on the cake is that I will teach you GRAMMAR, which is very much necessary in your writing and speaking modules, since, the Examiners of IELTS are the real nit-pickers in picking the flaws in your essay-writing and speaking. Hurry up. Contact me, before it's too late.
Patients are treated on one-on-one basis. No group treatment.